Cock Caressing - Not What you think it is

Own a pet chicken? Miss your pet chicken when you are posted overseas? Ever wondered how to remotely caress your pet chicken? Your KFC wants some TLC?

Presenting -

Poultry Internet - A remote interactive system specially designed for humans and their poultry friends.

Solely catered for the chicken loving, doll caressing segment of the population.

Thats what I call a niche market.

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Caressed in the name of Science.