VDay

Having spent one expensive VDay, I have some thoughts.
Why let girls have all the fun? Why not a 'Men's' Day?

What I am proposing, that on this day,

• All the girlfriends shall buy a six-pack (or more) cans of beer or alcohol of choice, for their boyfriends.
• Any gifts must either be an electronic gadget/game, car related gizmos,DVDs of choice ,CD box sets etc. You get the idea.
  
• The suitablility of the gift can be ascertained based on practical usefulness. Absolutely no useless ornaments/flowers/plants/art/greeting cards/soft toys.
• Cash will be gladly accepted barring any lack of gift ideas.
  
• All important sporting matches will be played on this day. It will be shown live on national television. Free.
  
• No expensive dinners, couples will order in pizza and men shall drink aforementioned beer and watch live soccer.
• If expensive dinners are warranted, it must include some form of red meat and alcohol. In large quantities.
  

Men. We are not that hard to please right?